AUTO “DENTIST”, n. One who repairs dents, hail damage, and other types of minor damage on automobiles. [“dentist” to mean “one who repairs dents.”] BAGGRAVATION, n. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else’sRead More →

  RESOLUTION = A fragile bit of crockery fashioned on the first day of January and usually broken on the second. SAILOR = A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore. SELF-MADE = Complimentary term for a respectable crook. SHIRT = Every man’s bosomRead More →

IMPECUNIOUS = To be in a state of poverty. From Eng. in, and Lat. pecco, to sin, poverty being the greatest of all sins. INCOME = The reliable offspring of a wise investment. From Lat. in and coma, meaning sleep. Money which works while you sleep. LOVE = A man’sRead More →

RESPONSIBILITY, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. REVELATION, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing. REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude ofRead More →

ADVICE = Something old men give young men when they can no longer give them a bad example. AFFINITY = Complimentary term for your husband or your wife. Sometimes a synonym for “Your finish.” ARGUMENT = Breaking and entering the ear, assault and battery on the brain and disturbing theRead More →